Dear 2012 a.k.a. the End of the World (and all that sh*t),

October 23, 2009 at 6:24 am (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Religion and other silliness) (, , , , , , , , , , , , )

Dear 2012,

So I’ve been hearing about you A LOT lately, with some big words like “Armageddon,” “doomsday,” and “Cusack” being tossed around on your behalf.  But I have to say, 12/21/12, colour me less than impressed.

True, you’ve had sexy-hot Adam Lambert write a song about you, and “filmmaker” extraordinaire Roland Emmerich has also made a big-shot studio flick about your antics.  Heck, you even have that TV hungry dickhead from Colorado – Richard Keene – believing in this bullshit!  But in the end, it’s just simple posturing on your part, my pseudo-apocalyptic friend.

What, is the entire planet supposed to poop-its-collective-pants in fear just because The Mayans predicted “The End” in 2012?  Those Terra Cotta junkies couldn’t even foresee a major bleeping drought or Cor-fucking-tez!!!

So your official website and lame-ass twitter page notwithstanding; unless President Obama pulls off his face to reveal he’s actually Dick Cheney right before December 21st, 2012, I ain’t swallowing what it is you’re offering.  So stick that in your hieroglyphic and smoke it…

Yours in hype,

.

Y 2 K

 

2 Comments

  1. Denise said,

    Poor old Y2K seems to have a bad case of Penis Envy that all the “Smilin’ Bob” in the world won’t cure……………….he’s dead-on about that Cheney/Palin ticket though. That’s a sure sign of the Apocalypse. On the other hand, that ticket probably wouldn’t last too long – Palin would say something stupid and shortly thereafter old Darth Vader would take her moose hunting and “accidently” shoot her in the face……………

  2. jakitchen said,

    Think of how I feel, knowing the world as we know it will come to an end on my 50th birthday!!. NOT COOL.

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