Dear 2012 a.k.a. the End of the World (and all that sh*t),
Dear 2012,
So I’ve been hearing about you A LOT lately, with some big words like “Armageddon,” “doomsday,” and “Cusack” being tossed around on your behalf. But I have to say, 12/21/12, colour me less than impressed.
True, you’ve had sexy-hot Adam Lambert write a song about you, and “filmmaker” extraordinaire Roland Emmerich has also made a big-shot studio flick about your antics. Heck, you even have that TV hungry dickhead from Colorado – Richard Keene – believing in this bullshit! But in the end, it’s just simple posturing on your part, my pseudo-apocalyptic friend.
What, is the entire planet supposed to poop-its-collective-pants in fear just because The Mayans predicted “The End” in 2012? Those Terra Cotta junkies couldn’t even foresee a major bleeping drought or Cor-fucking-tez!!!
So your official website and lame-ass twitter page notwithstanding; unless President Obama pulls off his face to reveal he’s actually Dick Cheney right before December 21st, 2012, I ain’t swallowing what it is you’re offering. So stick that in your hieroglyphic and smoke it…
Yours in hype,
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Y 2 K
Denise said,
October 25, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Poor old Y2K seems to have a bad case of Penis Envy that all the “Smilin’ Bob” in the world won’t cure……………….he’s dead-on about that Cheney/Palin ticket though. That’s a sure sign of the Apocalypse. On the other hand, that ticket probably wouldn’t last too long – Palin would say something stupid and shortly thereafter old Darth Vader would take her moose hunting and “accidently” shoot her in the face……………
jakitchen said,
November 17, 2009 at 4:17 am
Think of how I feel, knowing the world as we know it will come to an end on my 50th birthday!!. NOT COOL.