Dear Darrell Issa,
Dear Rep. Darrell Issa,
So now looking back – in hindsight – I’m just wondering if you’re happy with the way your predator-like antics affected the great state of California? Seems like going commando and forcing the total-gubernatorial recall back in ’03 might not have been what was best for Californians. Inserting The Terminator into the Governor’s office up there in Sacramento didn’t exactly “fix” the state, did it? Seems like everyone kind of got a raw deal overall in the end - other than you, Ahnuld, and a few other wealthy Republicans, of course.
I guess what I’m really trying to say, Darrell – on behalf of the vast majority of Californians – is fuck you!
Now keep your meddling mitts off of the White House. Nobody needs another hack Republican actor sitting in the Oval Office – you jackhole.
Best,
Gray Davis [Former Governor. Former action-movie fan]

Brad Cole said,
January 8, 2011 at 4:56 pm
Issa, Issa, baby! PLEASE step away from the House…..
Issa fomented the recall so that he himself might be chosen the next Anointed Governor. When the steroidal musclehead stepped forward, he had to drop out. Unintended consequences…..
As Inspector Clouseau said, “All part of life’s grand pageant!”
jdrourke said,
January 12, 2011 at 1:46 am
You’re absolutely right, Brad – thanks for the thoughts. And anyone who can quote from Clouseau is more than alright by me…