Dear Rihanna,

April 5, 2011 at 12:28 am (Entertainers / Entertainment) (, , , , , , )

Yo, Rihanna!

Just spotted your recent pic on the cover of Rolling Stone – with you showing off that bodacious bootylicious backside of yours’.

Who the &@#% you think you are – trying to move into my territory?!

Meet me behind the bike racks tomorrow.  3 p.m.  Prepare to get your…well, you know.

Biznitch,

 

J. Lo’s Ass

1 Comment

  1. LOL said,

    FUCKING HILARIOUS!

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