Dear Baltimore Ravens,
To My Dearest Ravens,
Lenore and I watched the AFC Championship game on Sunday and, yet again, you Ravens have found a way to pluck defeat from the jaws of victory. We fear that your chances of reaching the Super Bowl anytime soon are, sadly, nevermore.
And frankly, dear Ravens, it’s getting to be a real downer. Hold onto the frickin’ ball! Make a frickin’ field goal! Seriously, Baltimore. It’s depressing. You are going to drive me to drink! Or worse…
Feeling gloomy,
.
Edgar Allan Poe
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M. Shelley said,
January 30, 2012 at 7:31 pm
That dude Poe is a real negative cat.