Dear Skippy Peanut Butter,

January 3, 2013 at 8:19 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Entertainers / Entertainment) (Annette Funicello, Annette Funicello spokeswoman for Skippy, Beach Blanket Bingo, Butter, Hormel, Little Rock Arkansas, Nicki Minaj, Peanut butter, Skippy, Spam, Unilever)

Dear Skippy Peanut Butter,

Am I to understand this correctly?  Spam has bought Skippy peanut butter for 700 million dollars?

Spam?!?

This pairing makes less sense than chicken and waffles, red wine with fish, or Nicki Minaj and that singing talent show!

How much more sodium can you possibly add to Skippy’s creamy goodness?  With Spam owning Skippy, the peanut butter will be nothing but a spreadable salt-lick!

This is so un-groovy, I’m calling Frankie to blow off some fucking steam!

Scratching my head,

.

Annette Funicello