Hiya Dana, Sean, and Rudy,
George Bush here. I been seeing on the TV that you keep sayin how there weren’t no terror attacks while Cheney and me was President. That 9/11 didn’t happen while we were hanging out in the White House with Barney.
Listen, I need you three to do me a favor and stop sayin crazy stuff like that. The whole reason Turd Blossom, Big Dick, and me got to send lotsa soldiers into the I-raq was cause of 9/11. If we didn’t git to play up the whole fear aspect of anotha’ terra attack like 9/11, then we never coulda suckered them dumb congress-folk into lisnen to us. I don’t wanna git into trouble ’bout this stuff, okay?
Rudy G, you ‘specially should appreciate the value of using 9/11 to git stuff done and make lotsa money.
Now I don’t care if ya’all wanna lie to Americans and disrespect the fine memories of the folks who got killed, but stop talking about the part concerning 9/11 and it not happenin while Dick and me were the President.
If you wanna say President Obama has big ears, hates white-folk, or is soft on hauling brush, that’s totally acceptable. You can even say that on MSNBC if ya want. Just lay off the 9/11 talk!
I appreciate it. Now, how ’bout them Cowboys?! Gittin better, aren’t they?