Saw you on the T.V. (yet again) proclaiming to be a born-again virgin, and that you have taken an oath to abstain from sex until you are properly married. You also said you hoped other women would follow your lead.
Forgive me for giggling a little, but there’s such an irony to that last bit, given how closely you followed your own mother’s lead. Anyway, I’ll try to keep it together…
Listen, I understand that you’re not from a very deep gene-pool and that you religious-right types strongly believe in evangelical white-washing, but the hard truth is you don’t actually get to have your virginity back – and the obvious proof is in that extremely cute child of yours.
You also don’t get to claim you’re fulfilling a goal here; after all, it’s pretty easy to not have sex when you can’t actually get laid!
So in closing things up, let’s just admit what is already way-out-there: you should worry less about how other women behave and focus more on how you’ll raise your own child – with the hopes that certain choices might finally skip a generation.