Um, My Fellow Musical Artists?
I recently received a text that you want to do something for those in Haiti.
Is this a joke? 25 years after we sang “We Are the World” to help people in need, you’ve all come together to simply sing the same flipping song again?!
Haven’t the people of Haiti suffered enough?
Seriously, the only thing more horrific than an earthquake, hunger, and loss is an earthquake, hunger, loss, mixed with the vocal stylings of Lil Wayne and Celine Dion!
“We Are the World” was a bad song to begin with, and the weak thing has aged about as well as Huey Lewis’s ass cheeks!
Just skip the flipping tune and send the citizens of Haiti cash, shoes, and water purification tablets.
And if you egomaniacs must remix my song, at the very least send the poor Haitians some earplugs beforehand.