Hey Dogwalkers Everywhere,

March 4, 2010 at 3:04 am (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers) (, , , , , , )

Hey Dogwalkers,

Next time you’re out strolling with Muffy and the little beastie pinches a loaf on the sidewalk, how about you PICK UP AFTER IT!!!!

We just watched some poor bastard slide eight feet on one of Rover’s slimy, whiffy poops like he was riding a snowboard down a half-pipe.  Guy ended up on his hip and smelling like Scooby-Doo’s taint!

Seriously, if you really think we like cleaning dog-shit from our Manolo Blahniks and Keds, then you’re dumber than your drooling, butt-sniffing mutts!

So for the last time, assholes, curb your dogs!  Don’t make us go all Michael Vick on you lazy turds…

Royally Pissed,



People for the Ethical Treatment of Shoes


  1. jerseyjanette said,

    Ouch. Someone’s bitter. Of Course, I’ve stepped in dogcrap more times than I can count.

  2. ErnestineBass said,

    Yep. This one of my pet peeves.

  3. kamachanda said,

    It’s all the fault of that PBS show, Clifford the Big Red Dog. You never see that little girl having to clean up after her giant mutt. You also never see the dog marking his territory, it’s all just fun and games ignoring responsible pet ownership.

    • jdrourke said,

      How big a bag would you need to pick up after Clifford? Might be a two-person job…

  4. Tickfood said,

    In Korea, they know how to handle biting shitters. What to do with their wackaloon owners remains a mystery.

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