Next time you’re out strolling with Muffy and the little beastie pinches a loaf on the sidewalk, how about you PICK UP AFTER IT!!!!
We just watched some poor bastard slide eight feet on one of Rover’s slimy, whiffy poops like he was riding a snowboard down a half-pipe. Guy ended up on his hip and smelling like Scooby-Doo’s taint!
Seriously, if you really think we like cleaning dog-shit from our Manolo Blahniks and Keds, then you’re dumber than your drooling, butt-sniffing mutts!
So for the last time, assholes, curb your dogs! Don’t make us go all Michael Vick on you lazy turds…
People for the Ethical Treatment of Shoes