September 30, 2010 at 7:47 am (Entertainers / Entertainment) (Bristol Palin and The Hoff, Bruno Tonioli, CPAC, Dancing with the Stars, DWTS, Heather Mills and Ian Ziering, Kathy Ireland and Tom Delay, Kenny Mayne and Lisa Rinna, Mark Cuban and Mel B, Somewhere Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers are crying)
Dear Dancing with the “Stars,”
Hey. So we’ve been watching your never-ending rotating parade of dancing contestants, and we have to say, it seems like your idea of what constitutes a “star” isn’t actually the correct definition of what a “star” is.
We’re just saying that if the word “star” is going to be in your name, then it would be good to occasionally feature one.
Seriously, if we wanted to watch this many has-beens and no-namers, we’d attend CPAC.
Oxford American Dictionary, 2nd Edition and Oxford English Dictionary, Unabridged
p.s. – And stop calling yourself DWTS. It sounds gayer than DADT!