Dear Mr. Soros,
Just who in the hell do you think you are, sir? We’re absolutely sick of your efforts to use your money and influence to sway public opinion on certain subjects, as well as flexing your power to achieve particular goals. It’s wrong, George, and it’s un-American!
This is exactly the kind of elitist billionaire-inspired bullying that has hurt this once-great country. People like you should take a moment to stop counting your money and instead read a little understood document called the Constitution of the United States.
All this financial maneuvering and philinth…philanthrop…forget it! We can’t even pronounce that elitist word! Your methods are un-American, Mr. Soros, and you would be wise to instead put your vast wealth into things like Saudi Oil and Astro-Turf lobbying movements.
Have You No Shame?
Dick Armey (Freedomworks), Dick Cheney (All Things Evil), Steve Forbes (Freedomworks), Charles and David Koch (Americans for Prosperity), Rupert Murdoch (Center for American Progress and *News Corp.), Sheldon Adelson (Billionaire Pimp for Newt Gingrich), Joe Ricketts (Billionaire and Shittiest MLB Owner) and Grover Norquist (Americans for Tax Reform)