Attn: Sen. Bernie Sanders
To the Distinguished Gentleman from the cute state of Vermont.
Stop it! Stop it! Stop it, now! Shut Up! Shut Up! Shut Up, now! This stunt of caring about the American people and looking at the bigger picture is completely uncalled for. You, sir, have no right – no right at all – to try and speak for the middle and lower class citizens of this country.
That’s our job, Bernie, and we will not tolerate your political maneuvers. How dare you try to make the “average” citizens of this country feel empowered. Shut the eff up, Sanders, or we’ll boycott buying syrup and Teddy Bears!
Lobbyists, Institutionalized Politicians, and Corporate Interests