Attn: Glenn Beck, Michelle Malkin, Sean Hannity, Ann Coulter, Michael Savage, Sarah Palin, Bill O’Reilly, Laura Ingraham, Michele Bachmann, and Rush Limbaugh:
Congrats & Kudos to the Ten of You! In wake of the tragic shootings in Tucson, AZ, you mouthpieces have immortalized yourselves forever in the Hateful Rhetoric Hall of Fame! You have proven to be the elite among your peers – the very best at the spewing of bile, lies and defamations.
The ten of you have gotten filthy rich by lying and twisting the truth and inciting impressionable people with your exaggerations and endless bombast! Bravo! And as you’ve endlessly lied to your viewers and helped shape their ideals, you’ve complained the entire time how sick you are of the Liberal Media committing “hits” and “hatchet jobs” on the facts; all the while pushing the facts underneath your fancy, new rugs that are underneath your fancy, new furniture within your fancy, new homes in Florida, California, New York, Alaska, and Connecticut. Best part is – as you rip the coasts and praise “Middle America,” none of you live there in the heartland full time. It’s simply brilliant!!
Equally amazing is the way All Ten of You went on television or the radio and blamed both Liberals and President Obama for the terrible shooting rampage back in the winter of ’09 at Fort Hood. You all used words like “terrorist” to describe the brown-skinned man Nidal Hasan and how this hateful act was because of the “liberal agenda ruining our country.” During this time, a few of you even reminded us of how similar President Obama and Adolf Hitler are. Their similarities are uncanny, minus the different mindsets and skin color.
And yet here we are with a white boy who looks like a day-player from American History X (whom you each have described as a lone nut or wacko, but never called him a terrorist), and because you’ve been using gun-sights on public charts to target liberal political figures at the ballot boxes and using terms like “reload” and phrases like “I want my country back” you’re immediately able to try to spin the blame away from your awesomely unending hate-speech and proclaim (again) that the Tucson shooter is the fault of the liberals. You Ten truly are The Best!!
I wanted to send each of you a big, cash award and plaque for your awesomeness, but since the Bush years our budget has shrunk annually. I’m sure you understand.
Just know that you’re the best, and that as inciters and liars go – You Are The Elite of the elite. And through your tireless efforts, my good name is always out there, too – being invoked.
With much appreciation and deep sincerity,
Post Script ~ Also wanted to give y’all a “shout out” over minimizing President Obama’s decision-making when it came to whacking bin Laden. It further confirmed just how totally committed you all really are to keeping partisanship over patriotism.