Our Dearest Egypt,
What the what!?! What’s with your government leaders acting all deceptive and oppressive and shit? Seriously, you’re less stable than Charlie Sheen after an all-night bender these days. You need to pull your potentially combustible head outta your ass!
Pakistan, Mexico, Syria, Algeria, Somalia, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan