Dear Egypt,

February 3, 2011 at 5:07 am (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , )

Our Dearest Egypt,

What the what!?!  What’s with your government leaders acting all deceptive and oppressive and shit?  Seriously, you’re less stable than Charlie Sheen after an all-night bender these days.  You need to pull your potentially combustible head outta your ass!

Deeply embarrassed,


Pakistan, Mexico, Syria, Algeria, Somalia, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan


  1. Robert Paulsen said,

    Uzbekistan? Borat’s favorite whipping boy? They should be embarrassed!

    • jdrourke said,

      Amen, brother. Of course, I think Borat was from Kazakhstan.

  2. Charlie Sheen said,

    Hey, Pakistan, Mexico, Somalia, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan:

    I could fucking BUY Egypt with what I make on one season of ‘Two and a Half Men’!

    I party my ass off with whores and blow; Egypt employs military action and a friggin’ curfew (NOT cool, peeps!!) – at least I’m actually ENJOYING myself —

    And you’re you calling ME ‘unstable’?

    Love from LA, bitches!

    • jdrourke said,

      Thanks, Charlie. You made me nearly vomit from laughing, you bastard!

  3. Osamahh said,

    Maybe because your Government is spending almost 2 billion dollar on the Egyptian president every year!

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