Dear Egypt,

February 3, 2011 at 5:07 am (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , )

Our Dearest Egypt,

What the what!?!  What’s with your government leaders acting all deceptive and oppressive and shit?  Seriously, you’re less stable than Charlie Sheen after an all-night bender these days.  You need to pull your potentially combustible head outta your ass!

Deeply embarrassed,

.

Pakistan, Mexico, Syria, Algeria, Somalia, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan

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5 Comments

  1. Robert Paulsen said,

    Uzbekistan? Borat’s favorite whipping boy? They should be embarrassed!

    • jdrourke said,

      Amen, brother. Of course, I think Borat was from Kazakhstan.

  2. Charlie Sheen said,

    Hey, Pakistan, Mexico, Somalia, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan:

    I could fucking BUY Egypt with what I make on one season of ‘Two and a Half Men’!

    I party my ass off with whores and blow; Egypt employs military action and a friggin’ curfew (NOT cool, peeps!!) – at least I’m actually ENJOYING myself —

    And you’re you calling ME ‘unstable’?

    Love from LA, bitches!

    • jdrourke said,

      Thanks, Charlie. You made me nearly vomit from laughing, you bastard!

  3. Osamahh said,

    Maybe because your Government is spending almost 2 billion dollar on the Egyptian president every year!

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