February 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm (Entertainers / Entertainment, The Sporting Life) (1814, Aguilera blows her performance at Super Bowl XLV, Burlesque, Francis Scott Key's Star-Spangled Banner, Packers defeat Steelers, The National Anthem)
Dear Ms. Aguilera,
Watched the Super Bowl and really enjoyed rooting for them Packers – go cheeseheads!
But if you don’t mind me offering up a humble critique, I would suggest that the next time you’re asked to sing your country’s national anthem, you may wanna LEARN ALL THE FUCKING WORDS!!!
Seriously, Christina. You’ve got great pipes and a nice voice, too, but if you can remember the lyrics to your own crappy songs, not to mention your lines from that shit-fest Burlesque, it seems like you can get a handle on “The Star-Spangled Banner!”
You’ve got money, right? At the very least, buy yourself a teleprompter like Obama, or scribble the words on your hands like that nit-wit Palin.
Francis Scott Key