Dear Gilbert Gottfried (annoyingly unfunny comedian); Cappie Pondexter (illiterate WNBA player); Dan Turner (bigoted Haley Barbour posse member); Alexandra Wallace (stripper-looking UCLA student); and 50 Cent (nancy-pants rapper),
We just wanted to chime in and thank you for your high-larious jokes and crazy-ass tweets, as well as your web-cam lectures on why the Japanese are so totally lame and fun to belittle – especially while the country of Japan is going through an unholy trifecta of earthquakes, tsunamis, and nuclear meltdowns.
You five “personalities” are spot-on with your cruel jabs and insensitive comments; it’s exactly what all of us who are not suffering needed right now.
Normally, we try to keep our inappropriate comments to lighter stuff like assassinations, the Holocaust, gang-violence, illegal sex-trades, and slavery, but you funny-bunnies showing such a humorous moral disconnect to the catastrophic events in Japan is truly top-tier entertainment.
Compassion, Empathy, and Sensitivity