E-mail from President Obama to the Birthers:

May 2, 2011 at 9:38 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , , )

E-mail: supportthebirthers@batshitinsaneracists.org

Dear Birthers,

I am writing to your clan today to apologize for not getting in touch with you folks sooner.

I would have tackled this trumped-up issue of my natural-born citizenship earlier, but I’ve been a bit busy cleaning up after the Cheney / Bush Administration and helping to BLAST THE FUCK OUTTA OSAMA BIN LADEN!!!

As “true” patriots, I’m sure you understand.

Your Commander-in-Chief,

.

President Barack Obama                                                                                                               a.k.a. U.S. Citizen, a.k.a. Presidential Badass

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6 Comments

  1. bliss_infinite said,

    heh, nice.

  2. Tony said,

    Thank you for taking the time to address the ‘Birthers’, Mr. President – you saved me a lot of furious typing time tonight, ’cause if YOU weren’t going to rub it in their racist, ignorant faces, I sure as hell WOULD have.

    All I can add is that Donald Trump ain’t fooling anybody, that puckered-lip look of his didn’t happen overnight – it comes from years of intense, dedicated cock-sucking. All that money and he still can’t afford a fuckin’ idiot-alarm to keep his mouth shut, let alone a normal hairstyle or decent personality.

  3. Ania said,

    Dear President Badass: awwwRIGHT!

    Dear Navy Seals: YOU ROCK!

    Dear Donald Trump: Can you spell U R History?

    Dear JD: You are still the most enjoyable headache cure…

    Sincerely,

    Ania the Righteously Satisfied

  4. Robert Paulsen said,

    Nice letter. Not to get too picky with you Mr. President, but “clan” is a misspelling when applied to birthers.

  5. jan said,

    Good point Mr. Paulsen.
    Birthers are a klan.

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