Dear Ann Coulter,
We just heard you recently described the late Princess Diana as an “anorexic, bulimic narcissist,” and that you couldn’t understand why Americans were “gaga-eyed” over her.
Are you retarded? Don’t answer that, the question was rhetorical.
Seriously, Ann. Do you own a mirror? (also rhetorical) Because you’re so goddamned skinny you’re Adam’s apple is bigger than Clint Eastwood’s! If you ate a cookie, you’d instantly look five months pregnant. You’re so bony, you make Ally McBeal look like Chris Christie!
As for narcissistic, you’re one to talk (and talk, and talk). You’re so self-important, you make Glenn Beck come off like Mother Teresa! You’re your own Annie Wilkes, for chrissakes!
And as for those Americans who admired and followed Princess Di, have you taken a recent peek at your own fans? (once more, rhetorical) The people at your book-signings look like extras from The Grapes of Wrath and The Hills Have Eyes! Your followers make Todd Palin seem like a founding member of MENSA.
Go back to defending Paula Jones, if need be, but lay off our “English Rose.” B-yotch!
Not messing around,