Dearest Spamming Geniuses,
You brainiacs still think subject lines like “Ukrainian Pharmacy” and “Most Amazing Penis” are actually going to lure us into handing over our hard-earned (and ever-shrinking) paychecks?
Are you marketing masterminds even trying anymore? ‘Cause it doesn’t seem like you’re even trying anymore.
Give us a little credit, at the very least. Now please excuse us. We’ve got a bid on e-bay for some fur pajamas, and we don’t wanna lose our chance to nab ’em…
The Internet Savvy