Dearest Spammers,

January 18, 2012 at 3:11 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers) (, , , , , , )

Dearest Spamming Geniuses,

Really?

You brainiacs still think subject lines like “Ukrainian Pharmacy” and “Most Amazing Penis” are actually going to lure us into handing over our hard-earned (and ever-shrinking) paychecks?

Come on.

Are you marketing masterminds even trying anymore?  ‘Cause it doesn’t seem like you’re even trying anymore.

Give us a little credit, at the very least.  Now please excuse us.  We’ve got a bid on e-bay for some fur pajamas, and we don’t wanna lose our chance to nab ’em…

Not retarded,

.

The Internet Savvy

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