Dear Applebee’s, Cheesecake Factory, Denny’s & Papa John’s:

December 4, 2012 at 6:20 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , )

Dearest Applebee’s, Papa John’s, Denny’s, and Cheesecake Factory:

We wanted to reach out to you “restaurants” to tell you to stop whining.  No more moaning about how President Obama’s Healthcare reform is going to make you have to charge more for your “food” or is forcing you to lay off half the illegals working in your kitchens.

If any of you honestly gave a tossed salad about the welfare of those working and eating in your establishments, you would have learned long ago how to cook and would actually be making good, tasty food!

Seriously, your nasty dishes are half the reason we need a healthcare mandate in this country; considering all the fat / unhealthy people you’re partially responsible for creating.

You don’t hear the CEO, CFO, or CGO from Jenny’s-Ginger-Root-Juice-Juice-Joint bitching about Obamacare, now do you?

Owning your mistakes,


Finer Diners


  1. St. Tracy said,

    but… I like cheesecake…

    • JD Rourke said,

      I like cheesecake too, just not from said “factory”…

  2. Pax333 said,

    Outstanding, JD, perfectly outstanding!

    St. Tracy, you can make your own, it’s quite easy and if you make yogourt cheese and don’t cook the cake it’s awesomely good for you.

    • JD Rourke said,

      Well done with the recipe, Pax! Now we just need good cups of coffee to go with it…

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