Howdy NRA…

December 21, 2012 at 5:57 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Howdy NRA,

Saw on the TV your press conference.  Saw your executive NRA fella, a Mister LaPierre, talking bout how them poor kids and teachers that got shot and killed in Newtown, Connecticut, might not have gotten shot and killed if there had been a, quote, “good guy with a gun,” to protect them.

That’s a very interesting point.  More guns might have done kept the peace.

We also heard that NRA fella with the Hitler hairdo, LaPierre, properly blaming the following for that terrible Newtown tragedy:

Television,

Politicians,

The Media,

Celebrities,

The Movies,

Music Videos,

Video Games,

President Obama,

and even pointed out, Natural Born Killers and American Psycho as specific culprits.

Heck, the NRA even kicked a little dirt in the eyes of all them grieving families when that French-named fella said that it’s time to put an armed security guard in every school, because after all, we “secure” our banks from no-good bad-guys.  That is a point…

Another thing we appreciated about your live commercial, er, “press conference” was how Mister Wayne LaPierre took the time to sell the NRA’s services in safeguarding all them schools.  Nothing says you’re serious about making changes to safety like immediately peddling what you got to offer even as dead kids are still being buried.

In closing, we just want to thank the NRA for not cowering in the face of unspeakable tragedy.  Deflecting responsibility and inappropriately placing blame on everyone else is a wise choice (and a good ole American pastime), especially when emotions are high and rationality is pretty low.

Bottom line is, we need more guns out there.  It’s the only way to protect folks from other guns.  It’s that simple.

Got yer back,

.

Ghosts of the Wild West

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3 Comments

  1. Kris in Kansas said,

    The NRA has far more damage control to deal with as a result of that lunatic’s press briefing. What an epic FAIL the NRA is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  2. Robert Paulsen said,

    “This is the West, sir. When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.” Yeah, that’s exactly what we need to insure our domestic security, fucking legends. Way to wank, Wayne!

  3. Howie said,

    I’ve been working on my latest blog post for two days. I need to get my shit out faster. Good job, JD…

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