December 28, 2012 at 5:54 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (112th United States Congress, Congress stalled, Congress's dismal approval rating, do-nothing congress, Eric Cantor, filibuster, fiscal cliff, Harry Reid, John Boehner, John McCain, Lindsey Graham, Mitch McConnell, Nancy Pelosi, raising the debt ceiling, Texas, United States, United States Congress)
Dear 113th Congress,
Hey there, John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell and all you other fellas and ladies. I see that your approval rating is hovering right about a pathetic 18%.
That’s 18%. That’s just sad, fellas. Heck, your “approval” rating is like 6 points lower than mine when I was leaving the White House, and mine was at a terrible 22%.
Seems like you oughta stop horsing around and earn your pay from the American people or get out of D.C. and come down to my ranch in Texas. We got lots of space for just hanging out and doing nothing, and nobody seems to care. Heck, I’ll even teach you Congressional guys how to clear brush.
George W. Bush, former Resident-in-Chief