Dear 113th Congress,

December 28, 2012 at 5:54 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (, , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , )

Dear 113th Congress,

Hey there, John Boehner, Eric Cantor, Harry Reid, Mitch McConnell and all you other fellas and ladies.  I see that your approval rating is hovering right about a pathetic 18%.

That’s 18%.  That’s just sad, fellas.  Heck, your “approval” rating is like 6 points lower than mine when I was leaving the White House, and mine was at a terrible 22%.

Seems like you oughta stop horsing around and earn your pay from the American people or get out of D.C. and come down to my ranch in Texas.  We got lots of space for just hanging out and doing nothing, and nobody seems to care.  Heck, I’ll even teach you Congressional guys how to clear brush.

The disappeared,


George W. Bush, former Resident-in-Chief

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