Dear Skippy Peanut Butter,

January 3, 2013 at 8:19 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Entertainers / Entertainment) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Dear Skippy Peanut Butter,

Am I to understand this correctly?  Spam has bought Skippy peanut butter for 700 million dollars?


This pairing makes less sense than chicken and waffles, red wine with fish, or Nicki Minaj and that singing talent show!

How much more sodium can you possibly add to Skippy’s creamy goodness?  With Spam owning Skippy, the peanut butter will be nothing but a spreadable salt-lick!

This is so un-groovy, I’m calling Frankie to blow off some fucking steam!

Scratching my head,


Annette Funicello



  1. Robert Paulsen said,

    So long, Annette. You’ve been bought out by Monty Python!

  2. St. Tracy said,

    Oh my holy GOD. I am NEVER going to read your posts in public again. I’M CRYING I’m laughing so hard!

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