Psst, Lance Armstrong…

January 16, 2013 at 3:47 pm (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, The Sporting Life) (, , , , , , , , , , )

Psst, Lance…?

Down here.  Dude, enough with all the bullshit and lies.  Just come clean and shut the F up, and then disappear for a while.  Take a vacation or something; maybe enjoy a walking tour of France.

Honestly, we’ve grown exhausted from all the pressure.  Cancer was more fun than this!

Hibernation begins now,


Your Balls

1 Comment

  1. Howie said,

    Greg LeMond must secretly be feeling like all the surviving dudes from the 1972 Dolphins team.

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