Attn: Chris Culliver (Cornerback for the San Francisco 49ers & Homophobe for the Mentally Deficient)
Dear Chris Culliver,
Watched the Superbowl Sunday night and watched you get repeatedly schooled by the Baltimore receivers.
What gives? Even Beyonce made fewer errors than you. Maybe if you had spent less time bashing The Gays and more time working on your skills you wouldn’t have been embarrassed on the national stage.
Oh well, hang in there – It Gets Better.
In the meantime, while Raven players are polishing their rings and taking interviews from various sports channels, maybe you could go out now and “get schooled” in a far more productive way: through sensitivity training and classes in tolerance.