Seriously, you’re replacing our old token friend The Iron with a Cat?!? It’s bad enough I have to share a plastic sack with The Boot (can we not get a spritz of Febreze down here?), but now I’ve got to tolerate The Cat as well?
And how in the name of Marvin Gardens did you decide to get rid of The Iron? What, it’s not modern enough for players these days? You kept that old fossil The Thimble around, for fuck’s sake!
Gawd. Damned. Cat.
No more changes, please! Otherwise, I may chew my way outta the box and go hang out in Candyland or at the Mousetrap. Or maybe join PETA…
Scottie the Dog