Dear Draft Dodger Donald Trump,
I wanted to write to you from my death chamber – while waiting for yet-another young human heart – and offer you strong praise for your rise in the Presidential polls and your catching up to Hillary Clinton.
I know how tricky it can be to talk about having a strong military mind, particularly when you yourself had multiple draft deferments to avoid serving in Vietnam. I, myself also dodged that bullet – so to speak – several times. But as long as you sound tough and determined in your public speeches, and as long as you have absolutely zero qualms about sending other American kids into war, then you’ll be fine (and look good doing it, too).
I know you also spent time at a military academy, Donald, which is almost like being in the Marine Corps. Just keep banging that drum loudly. Our citizens will eventually see that as close enough to serving in combat.
Now go beat Hillary, my friend. Your fellow “dogs of war” are [safely] right behind you.
Dick Cheney War Hawk / Draft Dodger