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Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Me Off?! is a series of sarcastic and satirical  “letters and correspondence” from all kinds of people about all kinds of things.  From politics and entertainment, to sports and religion; the very point of all these silly “writings” is to shine a bright light on the hypocrisy, stupidity, and general lameness we are all pretty much capable of.

In short, we’re all capable of love and heroic actions, and equally likely to flip someone off in traffic or call somebody “sugar tits” in the heat of anger and stupidity.

We hope you get a laugh out of this site, and will keep checking in.

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j.d. rourke    – “editor”

P.S. – any and all comments placed on “Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Me Off?!” become the property of the author/editor and may be used in the awesome book “Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Us Off?!?”

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23 Comments

  1. Claire T. said,

    Oh, I get it. Phony but FUNNY.

  2. janey said,

    ~ Clair ~
    Not always Phony,a lot of it will have a ring of truth to it and this is just a place to vent and tell it like it is.So dont hesitate to scream in CAPS if it helps to release tension. It can be a great stress releaser, just dont forget to pick your head up off the floor when you leave. I stepped on one by accident once and it wasn’t pretty.They mopped up grey goop for weeks. ( that shit is sticky as hell and after a while starts to stink )

    Peace

  3. Kareen said,

    Dude, I love your rants! Makes me tingle all over. Keep up the good work.

    Peace

    • jdrourke said,

      Absolutely! Thanks for the props.

  4. StTracy said,

    “No gays in Iraq!” I’d say, there’s no river in Egypt, either.

  5. Brandy said,

    I just happened upon this blog via an article about BP – I just finished reading the MEMO to the Grand Ole Phonies – and am completely sold. You are hysterical and I think we share a brain! Keep it up – this is fanatastic!

    • jdrourke said,

      Brandy! What a sweet, cool thing to write – thank you!!

      By all means, please keep checking in and adding your voice to the chorus.

      As for sharing one brain, something tells me you got more than I did…

      • Buddy said,

        Hello, JD. It is very refreshing to know that this blog is here.
        BTW, on the latest: I can’t wait to hear what you have to say about Ted Nugent. Telling everyone to “Chop thier heads off in November”. He said this at the NRA convention. My question that I want you to see if you can find the answer to is: “How do you “Chop” someone’s head off with a Rifle?”

  6. datGurl! said,

    LOVE IT!

  7. Brad Cole said,

    I’ve just stumbled upon this site.

    Now that I’ve gotten back up, I’d like to thank for you a small dose of that which is sorely missing in American humor in general and on the internet in particular: wit!

    • jdrourke said,

      Thanks very much, Brad! Glad to have you in on the fun. I hope you’ll stay on board and keep weighing in on stuff.

  8. Ania said,

    Woke up with a splitting headache. Found your site. It made me smile. That kind of smile almost cancels out the headache.

    I like your style. Won’t wait for the next headache to visit again!

    • jdrourke said,

      Thanks Ania, reading your words actually made me smile too! Feel free to join in any time you want; headache or not…

  9. Stella said,

    Did anyone get to read the Jon Swift blog? The guy was a satiric genius. Sadly, he passed away a couple of years ago. I can only imagine his witty insights of the great tebag debacle.

    • jdrourke said,

      Hey Stella,

      I will have to check into that. Sounds great. Hope you’re well…

  10. Stella said,

    Hi JD… sorry I took so long to respond. I didn’t find it until now. Brad, your comment struck me that there is little humor in America these days. There’s not a lot of good news… OK, I am being too polite. Too many people are watching America’s decay and keep fiddling loudly. The cacaphony is deafening. The editor and the many astute comments from visitors make this site a haven for the disenchanted. I look forward to your next rant jd.

  11. ReadersHeaven said,

    Hi, nice to meet you!

  12. Ania said,

    JD: I read this and thought of you:

    “If humor can help re-balance politics by pointing out the absurdities of what currently passes for debate, it is far better than throwing more red meat into the arena. It’s even better if the proponent punches both left and right as a matter of principle, as this rally promises to do.”

    http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/09/22/avlon.jon.stewart.rally/index.html?iref=NS1

    • jdrourke said,

      What a great quote, Ania! Thank you! Wouldn’t it be great if we could all attend the Stewart/Colbert rallies in D.C. together?

      I’m trying to figure out if I can afford it right now…

  13. Denise said,

    Have you seen this?

    http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/personhood-usa-calls-president-obama-angel-death

    If you’ve ever considered rant requests, I’d like to respectfully make one.
    Jesus God, these nuts are making that island on Lost look so much better than life in America… Yeah, I said that.

  14. Denise said,

    Hope you have a wonderful 2011, JD!!
    I started a little project of my own… I hope you don’t mind being one of the “Sites I Like”! It’s still unamed as of yet, hopefully I’ll have that nailed down by my birthday.
    http://dcmartin.wordpress.com/

    • jdrourke said,

      I am absolutely honored to be a part of your work – you are awesome!

      Happy New Year!

      • Denise said,

        :}
        Thanks for the encouragement! It’s a work in progress.
        Looking forward to reading your rants……I have a feeling it’s going to be a banner year!!!!!

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