Dear Egypt,
February 3, 2011 at 5:07 am (Daily Headaches and Rage Inducers, Politics) (chaos in Egypt, CNN, demonstrations in Cairo, Fox News, Hosni Mubarak supporters are attacking anti-Mubarak protesters, MSNBC, President Mubarak is not a nice man, Tahrir square, U.S. State Department's list of travel warnings)
Our Dearest Egypt,
What the what!?! What’s with your government leaders acting all deceptive and oppressive and shit? Seriously, you’re less stable than Charlie Sheen after an all-night bender these days. You need to pull your potentially combustible head outta your ass!
Deeply embarrassed,
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Pakistan, Mexico, Syria, Algeria, Somalia, Libya, Sudan, Iran, Guinea, Tunisia, Afghanistan, Detroit, Yemen, and, of course, Uzbekistan
Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Me Off? 