Dear George Lucas,
[Translated from Huttese]
Dear George Lucas,
Forgive me if I seem a little behind the times on this subject, but I was in a galaxy far, far away and only recently learned that you, Mr. Lucas, have sold all the rights to Star Wars to Disney.
Does that mean you’re finally done messing with my character?
Just asking,
.
Greedo
Dear Voting Americans,
Dear Voters Who Voted,
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
RE-ELECTION FOR PRESIDENT OBAMA MEANS VICTORY FOR AMERICA!!!
Forever appreciative,
.
Hope, Opportunity, & Big Bird