Attention Team “Twilight”:
Good Evening New Mooners, Eclipsers, whatever…
It is essential that all of you involved in these God-forsaken “Twilight” books, movies, video games, and stuffed animals understand that when I originally wrote Dracula, I never, ever, had any intention of vampyres being turned into James Dean wannabees who are more suited to play extras on Beverly Hills 90210.
Seriously, I’m so pissed, I’m turning in my grave! Vampyres should be pallid, grotesque creatures with gnarled hands and twisted, wicked mouths. You know, like James Carville.
You’ve taken my beloved Dracula and turned it into Rebel Without A Clot…
Curse You All (even if Robert Pattinson is rather hunky),
Bram Stoker
Could Everyone Please Stop Pissing Me Off? 
Denise said,
November 25, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Brilliant!
And so is this:
http://www.examiner.com/examiner/x-15166-Dallas-Comedy-Examiner~y2009m11d25-Funny-video-shows-vampire-intervention-for-Twilight-New-Moon-fans-with-video
jdrourke said,
November 25, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Denise, you are terrific! Thanx for this.
Tinoneage said,
November 26, 2009 at 6:39 am
Seems like you are a real professional. Did you study about the matter? haha..
Jess said,
November 29, 2009 at 7:44 pm
amen
Howie said,
November 30, 2009 at 3:57 pm
The Ragin’ Cajun as Nosferatu would be quite a get.
Meri Holman said,
August 4, 2010 at 2:46 am
Nice post. Keep up the good work So what are they expecting you to do, you might ask – go bake your shiny new iPhone hours at a time in the sun to get a bit of charge? Not exactly.