Dear Ghana,
Dear Ghana,
Alright, fine, so you beat us again in World Cup soccer. Whoop-dee-effing-doo.
Well, maybe your footballers are better players than ours, Ghana, but at least we have Wal-Mart and Baconaisse!
Love in Christ,
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America (fuck yeah!)
*p.s. – We can call it even on the whole slavery thing, right?