Um, Christina Aguilera?

February 7, 2011 at 7:44 pm (Entertainers / Entertainment, The Sporting Life) (, , , , , )

Dear Ms. Aguilera,

Watched the Super Bowl and really enjoyed rooting for them Packers – go cheeseheads!

But if you don’t mind me offering up a humble critique, I would suggest that the next time you’re asked to sing your country’s national anthem, you may wanna LEARN ALL THE FUCKING WORDS!!!

Seriously, Christina.  You’ve got great pipes and a nice voice, too, but if you can remember the lyrics to your own crappy songs, not to mention your lines from that shit-fest Burlesque, it seems like you can get a handle on “The Star-Spangled Banner!”

You’ve got money, right?  At the very least, buy yourself a teleprompter like Obama, or scribble the words on your hands like that nit-wit Palin.

P.O.’d,

 

Francis Scott Key

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